You have to admit it, not all bathroom tissue is the same.
We now have two kinds in our house (as we had to refresh our stock last weekend) and it's just... well, not the same. They both get the job done, but one makes me feel better about it than the other.
We've all seen the new Charmin commercial where mama bear uses what can be best described as a car wash to... you know. Every time I see the commercial, I pause and wonder at the idiocy of today's marketing firms. Who the hell thought this image would be a good idea for a commercial, and who is the bigger idiot that agreed it was a good idea and fronted good money for it?
Still, I feel a bit of a connection with that "car wash" bear. Not that anything I do in life did or ever will feel like THAT, but I have to admit that not all bathroom tissue is made alike.
And so, whenever I have a choice in the matter, I go for the good stuff.
Which, evidently, was not the case last weekend.
